January 2011
47 posts
Shoot me now.
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
-toinfinity-andbeyond-:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
According to the new horoscope BS, I'm a leo.
thefuckhouse:
But I’m really a virgo.
And I liked being a virgo.
Thank you, world.
Actually, fuck you, scientists.
It doesn’t apply to you. It’s only for people born after the change, which was like, 2002.
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I saw you at the loop the other day!
Oh, this is from soo long ago.
But awesome! lol
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That awkward moment when you forget to turn your...
That movie where Michael Cera plays an awkward...
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
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In the beginning of the year, I didn't think we'd...
Well, I’m glad we became friends, anon <3 :)
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I wish I was one of those beautiful girls everyone...
alyaae:
Who am I kidding, my pictures always look like
You've never spoke to me but you hate me?
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bawk bawk
Okay.
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bawk bawk ?
kwab kwab ?
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bawk bawk bawk, your a chicken.
So what if I am, buttface? :P
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yo how did you survive the holidays. do you have a...
Surprisingly, I did.
All my resolutions failed except for one. For now. :)
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One thing I hate about being a girl:
allysenmarie:
My parents think I’ll get raped wherever I go. And I’m like, “Have you seen me?”
A breakdown of the coming of 2011.
justyvonne:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
I hate it when I'm singing along to a song
twistedlittlegirl:
and the singer gets the words wrong.